Hate Ducks? aka the duck song? i got a solution for you

1. avoid any duck contact and never set up a lemonade stand!
2.have glue at the ready to glue ducks on the wall!
3.bring ducks predators in cages to scare them off
4. or you could go to a last resort thing like the good video
Bad soulution or unprepared guy:

<--last resort<---bad unprepared